Dear Lord

Don't you sometimes wonder how people get themselves into the situations they get themselves into? Of course you do.
And don't you wonder how some people have managed to live as long as they have, doing the insane things they do? Uh huh.

And don't you often wonder how you're going to make it through the day without saying something that you really really REALLY shouldn't say to the people mentioned above?
Yep.

This one's for you.